"In mountaineering perhaps more than most other activities, it is a golden rule to press on and on no account be dismayed by unfavourable impressions - to rub your nose, as it were, against the obstacle"
John Hunt, The Ascent of Everest
Maybe
I’m getting old.
Maybe I’m getting soft.
There was a time when I could have easily
metabolized the multitude of discomforts and vexations that accompany a trek of
this nature.
Yet far from home I found I
was easily spooked by even the smallest of them.
Has modern domesticity become so bloated with
contentments that even the faintest shade adversity has the power to darken the
moment?
Yet the fact remains - there is
much that is foreign and even hostile about the Himalayan trekking experience.
Let me reflect for a while on these things.
First
there is the cold – a chill with which those who live at sea level are
completely unaccustomed. Indeed, when it
hits you are driven into a complete panic.
Take for example our first night in Phakding, a picturesque hamlet
situated deep in the forests and terraced farmlands of the Dudh Khosi Valley. The town lives in the almost permanent shadow
of the great Tamserku peak and, nestled so close to the river, shivers permanently
in a dank and slippery chill. No sooner
had the sun dipped below the valley rim, than the cold stole up from the river
like a bandit, restraining me in the strait jacket of almost every warm item of
clothing I had with me. The temperature
in my room dropped to 4 degrees. An icy
breeze shrieked through the Junipers and whistled into our living quarters through a bad join in the plywood
paneling.
I
dozed off only to awake just after midnight in the grip of a mild panic
attack. Clad in all my warm gear, I was
overheating and could barely move my legs so tangled had they become in the
lower reaches of my sleeping bag. I
tried to calm myself down by regulating my breathing but the heat persisted and
I could not escape the sensation that somehow the treacly blackness was trying
to strangle me. Regaining my composure
was a matter of extricating myself completely from the bag, ripping frantically
at layer after layer of clothing until I was down to my underpants – and then
returning to my bed.
Yet
sleep remained elusive – not just in Phadking but also in the towns that
followed. Was it that there was just too
much stuff on my mind? Was it sensory
overload? Or was it just a function of a
lousy bed and the thinner air? I suspect
it was a conspiracy of all four variables.
Simply put, the higher we went, the worse the sleep. It did not help that outside temperatures
dropped to well below minus 10 Celsius – so cold in fact that a water bottle
placed beside the bed would freeze over.
Next
there were the living conditions themselves.
The poky bedrooms of Himalayan trekking lodges and teahouses are
primitive affairs that generally bear the humid funk of damp mattresses and stale
urine, a signature smell that seems to pervade regardless of how well the place
is maintained. So spartan and gloomy are
the bedrooms that unless you are incapacitated by diahorrea or mountain
sickness, much of your downtime is spent in the lodge’s central eating area –
usually a dimly lit hall with benches and tables lining the periphery. These common areas are generally quite
comfortable and can be fairly absorbing, the walls often bearing the autographs
and pictures of famous adventurers who have passed through before. Though not adventurers, our lodge in Namche
Bazaar had once hosted Jimmy Carter and the Dalai Lama. Amidst all that distinguished history, one felt
caught up in the bloodstream of a creature far greater than oneself.
Another
discomfort was, of course, the thin air which is easy to downplay until you
consider that most of your horizontal walking (not to mention your actual
climbing) is done at altitudes higher than Mt Blanc, Europe’s highest
peak. At lower altitudes, lodge dining
rooms are usually a hub of cheerful banter as folk from all walks of life cast
aside language and cultural barriers to congregate around hot food and the
common quest for adventure and discovery.
In the lodges and bars of Namche Bazaar, Everest bound travellers can,
in between mouthfuls of popcorn and beer, be seen chattering excitedly about
the road ahead. Here in a place called
The Liquid Bar, we watched a movie about the 1996 Everest Disaster while chugging
copious amounts of masala tea. The
Liquid Bar was a cozy place so despite the movie’s rather harrowing storyline,
our spirits remained undampened. The
last time I heard such merriment however was at Tengboche where, at 3600m, the
air still contained enough oxygen to buoy the spirits. It was Thanksgiving in the USA and our
American friend bought a round of beers to toast his new companions. It was all very congenial indeed.
But
things took on a very different complexion a night later at Dingboche where, at
4200m, there seemed to be a palpable dividing line separating buoyant excitement
from bewildering exhaustion. The race to
multiply red blood cells – (so crucial to the process of acclimatisation) had begun. However, as with all races, there would be
winners and there would be losers. About
an hour outside Dingboche, the American succumbed to the rarefied conditions
and continued to decline alarmingly until his evacuation the following day. It began with diahorrea and ended up with a
splitting headache and vomiting that not even the drug Diamox could fully
control. That night he lay like a mummy in
his sleeping bag, unable to move and only capable of the most simple
conversation.
For
those with milder symptoms such as headaches and shortness of breath, conversation
waned markedly, the dining room suddenly as hushed as a public library. While porters and guides sat around the
communal stove talking in subdued tones, dazed and disorientated trekkers stumbled
through the doorway, slumping onto the benches where they sat in a stupor,
heads bowed, until the evening meal was served.
A Malaysian trekking party consisting of 8 people arrived 4 hours after us
having endured a torrid day on the trail.
One of their number had been jostled down a slope by a yak and now lay
in bed resting a sprained ankle. The
rest of them sat for most of the evening in almost total silence, thawing only slightly
after supper.
While
the American lay swaddled in his sleeping bag upstairs, our guide regaled us
with stories of some of the more serious AMS cases he’d encountered. In 2013, after arriving in the settlement of
Lobuche with a team of American trekkers, one of his clients began exhibiting
the symptoms of cerebral edema. After
instructing the man to take a dose of Diamox, Madan escorted him to his room encouraging a short nap and promising that he would be back in a few hours
time to check up on his client. Two hours later
the man’s symptoms were dire, being unable to see the guide or recognize his
voice. Since a nighttime helicopter evacuation
was out of the question, Madan and a porter decided to carry the man down to
the hospital in Pheriche. This didn’t
mean a whole lot to us until we walked that very path a few days later on our
own descent from base camp. Our hike
from Lobuche down two steep passes and an ancient moraine took a full 4 hours –
and we didn’t have a fat American on our backs.
Exhausted, caked in sweat, grime and vomit, the trio arrived at Pheriche
just after midnight where the man was stabilized before being evacuated at
first light. He was admitted to a
Kathmandu hospital two hours later where he remained in an induced coma for 5
days.
Altitude
is indeed a serious adversary not just because it can inflict horrible illness
on people but because it has the potential to wreak havoc on one’s emotional
disposition too. And when it does the
latter, it often affects relationships.
You
often see couples hiking in the Himalayas.
In the beginning they strike you as cheerful souls, united in their
commitment to a great walk in the mountains. Days later however, the faces tell
a very different story. The fairer
partner will often look haunted – sometimes even shell-shocked while the man,
aware of the suffering his decision to bring her along has caused, looks sheepishly
guilty. “Of course it will grow us as a
couple” he might have said when selling the trek to her three months before. The following proves just how dangerous this
logic can be.
For
some days we’d been walking in the general orbit of an American couple and
their support staff. I didn’t warm to
them, particularly to the man who, when we first met them on the Larja Bridge,
answered my friendly greeting with little more than a grunt. At first I thought he was just scared of
heights but it’s probable he was just an ass.
Late
in the afternoon after reaching Base Camp, I took a short stroll to the
periphery of Gorak Shep’s great chalky basin.
In the rarefied air, even the slightest sound travelled down the rocky
couloirs with piercing clarity. To my
left, I could hear laughter from the summit of Kalapattar, about 400 metres
higher than where I stood. The cause of
the laughter turned out to be the unusual conduct of an Aussie trekker who, in
response to a dare, had removed all his clothing (except for his boots and
socks). So cold was it that at first no
one could make any firm pronouncement as to his gender. Suffice it to say however, that when the news
reached the Sherpa community at Gorak Shep there was an outcry. As with all mountains so close to Everest,
Kalappatar is holy ground and it was feared that the Aussie’s antics might have
offended one or other of the deities that dwell up there. He’s lucky to have gotten away with it but that’s
another story.
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Gorak Shep from Kalapattar |
As I
stood savouring another exquisite Himalayan dusk, an eruption of invective
surged from the direction of the glacier.
I made my way towards it and then abruptly discerned the source. About three hours earlier that day we’d met the
American couple on our return from base camp.
They seemed more cheerful than usual with the woman giving us all high
fives in congratulation for making it.
Now in gloaming about 200 metres away, she was sitting sullenly on a
rock and refusing to move, all the while berating her porter and guide for a
multitude of perceived indiscretions.
About 50 metres away sat her partner, head in his hands, now and
again coughing up phlegm and spitting loudly.
He’d clearly given up on her. I
stood and observed the impasse for a while but eventually, as the real cold
descended, decided it was none of my business anyway. The next time I even thought of them was when
I saw the man at the Sagamartha Park entrance near Monzo on our last day of the
trek.
“Where’s
the lady” I asked the guide with a knowing wink.
He
smiled as though he knew I’d witnessed the meltdown at Gorak Shep.
Registering
my surprise, he informed me that the woman had requested an emergency
evacuation the first thing the next morning – leaving her surly partner to walk
home alone. I saw the man a few days
later in Thamel – still alone. Clearly
his lady friend hadn’t just flown back to Kathmandu but had made every effort
to return stateside as well. The relationship, I
was sure, had irretrievably unraveled and while it would be simplistic to blame
it all on the altitude and physical hardship, it suffices to say that there are
certain holiday experiences that need to be declared out of bounds to couples.
As a
final note on hardships, would any commentary be complete without even the smallest
of excursions on the state of the toilet facilities? In the interests of brevity, toilets in this
region are always cramped contraptions…cramped, dark, smelly and almost
invariably several degrees colder than the one’s sleeping quarters. Since most of them required flushing by hand,
a slippery patina of ice surrounded toilets at higher altitudes such that on
more than a few occasions I almost took a nasty spill. In towns like Lobuche and Gorak Shep, the
bowls themselves had often frozen over and great padlocks were placed on the
doors to prevent people using them.
A hastily scribbled sign affixed to the door encouraged people to make
use the long drop outside.